help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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