One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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