I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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