quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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