He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Dear god my vagina.
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