There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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