walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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