I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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