so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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