The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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