Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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