Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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