If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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