The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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