physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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Oh Jesus.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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