I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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