i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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