I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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