well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Randomize
