I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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