i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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