K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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