Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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