He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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