your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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