She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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