I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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