you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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