Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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