When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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