in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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