sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
