I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You were trust falling into bushes
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