I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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