If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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