i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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