your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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