i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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