I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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