found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
