so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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