i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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