so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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