Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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