This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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