We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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