I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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