I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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