You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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