Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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