Me too!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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