i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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