lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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